On the lighter side of things, here are a few that made me guffaw:
You might be a redneck if:
-Down where you come from reruns of Hee Haw are called documentaries.
-You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
-You think the OJ trial was a taste test between Sunkist and Minute Maid.
-You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
-You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
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